Phill And Phil's Perfect Ten

Phill And Phil's Perfect Ten is a comedy audiobook and fortnightly podcast hosted by Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding. It is recorded and offered for free on their website and ITunes every 2 weeks, and archive editions are available as audiobooks on audible.co.uk and ITunes each containing 4 episodes and bonus material in the form of an introduction and a 'Perfect One.' The show reunites the duo from their days on BBC 6 Music and has covered a range of topics and established a range of running jokes. Stephen Fry provides narration in the form of the introduction and stings.

Format

'The Perfect Ten' involves Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding discussing ten topics, with a mix of questions submitted by both listeners and the pair themselves. The show usually opens with a summary of the format and listener emails sharing where they listen from before the show proper begins. As part of the rules of the show, the duo must cover all 10 topics within 30 minutes and are not allowed to return to previous topics once they have rung the bell and moved on. There are no rules for how long they can talk AbOUT each topic, but they must cover ALL of them within the 30 minute period. Each episode finishes with a comedic summary of what the pair have learned from each show.

Episodes

Episode Number

Name

1

Meerkat Kinnear, Blitalian Cuisine and Palin vs Palin

2

Ringo Starr's Pin Number and Putin Punches a Tiger

3

Westwood, Cardigans and Mark Lamarr Keeps Bees

4

The Priest, The Vampire, The Milkman and his Sonic Screwdriver

5

A Beautifully Thrown Pot, A Cloud of Bees and Beating Biffin's Bridge

6

Hot, Wet, Wembley Stadium and our Two Dead Dads

7

Lanyard Sharpie, Detective Patois and a Rum Do

8

Bishop Bashing, Finger Boy and Bloody, Bloody Newport

9

Antlers, Woolworths, Velvet Mouth and Sticks of Celery

10

Stephen Hawking, Baboon [...] and Roy Keanes Beard

11

Cottaging, Stilletoes, Kleptomania - put them all in your Bucket List

12

The Festive 12 - Pink Eye, A Can Of Warm Lager and Santa Got Back

13

Duffy Dancing, Ditching Drink and Darwin

14

Coke, Cold, Kate Winslett and Pop's [...]!

15

Detroit, Drawbridge, Disabled Toilet and the Dandelion & Burdock Diet

16

Newark, Crumble, Cheese and One Man Fight Club

17

The Great Wank Embargo, Twatter.com and the Polish Hoskins

18

Al Fresco Scud, the Floopy-Doopy anthem and Doing Daisy

19

Falling Off That Wagon, Koala Tossing and Doing The Sexy Crab

20

Dickie, Duffy, Doing Shots and the Big Faced Ladies of Wales

21

Hoovering Olympians, Caught In The Act and Sticking It To Stomp

22

Curate's Eggs, Welsh Stereotypes and Capturing Africa's Heart

23

Lost In Jordan With Mark Rothko, Derek Jeter and Cheryl Cole

24

Cricket [...], Premature Dinging and Fat Rex

25

Brighton Rocks: A Real Live One - Part One

26

Brighton Rocks: All The World Is A Stage - Part Two

See also

  • Phill Jupitus