Mr. Blackwell's Ten Worst Dressed Women - 1990s

1990s

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1. Cher ("A million beads and ONE over-exposed derriere--when it comes to the ultimate fashion fiasco...ladies and gentlemen, it's Cher!")
2. Celine Dion ("In her backward tuxedo there's no way of knowing whether Diva Dion is coming or going - a profusion of confusion.")
3. Queen Elizabeth II ("Was she the palace Christmas tree or just a royal clown? I've seen a lot of queens, but Queen Elizabeth is the worst!")
4. Martha Stewart ("She dresses like the centerfold for the Farmer's Almanac.")
5. Fiona Apple ("A kinked and curled Kewpie Doll wrapped in a collection of yesterday's fatal fashion frights.")
6. Britney Spears ("This belly-baring songbird is better heard than seen - wearing over the top fashion flops unfit even for a bubblegum queen.")
7. Sarah Jessica Parker ("From [...] and the City Sarah's fashions are a mix-and-match pity.")
8. Jennifer Aniston ("She's a fashion bore and a snore. Here's the fashion buzz: Brad Pitt looks better in a dress than she does!")
9. Cameron Diaz ("On Any Given Sunday Cameron falls prey to a freaky fashion curse - and as the week continues, she just slips from bad to worse.")
10. The Dixie Chicks ("They look like a trio of truckstop fashion tragedies trapped in a typhoon...tacky, tacky, tacky.")

1. Linda Tripp ("Linda's bad fashion 'tripp' is beyond debate - a shaggy sheepdog in drag, the 'Starr' of her own Stylegate.")
2. Madonna ("Mama Madonna has become a neo-Gothic fright - a glitzy gargoyle searching for a Ray of Fashion Light.")
3. Kate Winslet ("From gaudy gowns to creepy combat boots, Kate's a fashion panic - in fact, her whole wardrobe should have gone down with the Titanic.")
4. Carmen Electra ("Fashion Viagra in heels.")
5. Courtney Love ("Looks more like cold cuts and Spam than the goddess of glam.")
6. Mariah Carey ("Shrink-wrapped cheesecake.")
7. Marisa Tomei ("The high priestess of fashion pretense.")
8. Sigourney Weaver ("If you are looking for an Alien, call Sigourney.")
9. Sandra Bullock ("A Victorian lampshade on the loose.")
10. Alex Kingston ("She mixed, she matched...she missed.")

1. The Spice Girls ("Five candy-colored beauties trapped in fashion waste - the only spices on the planet that have no taste.")
2. Ellen DeGeneres ("Throw those baggy fashion bombs back in the closet.")
3. Madonna ("Let's be blunt, yesterday's Evita is today's Velveeta.")
4. Pamela Anderson ("Looks like a Martian Venus - in search of a shell.")
5. Jennifer Tilly ("Tilly the tornado has arrived - she's El Niño in heels.")
6. Sigourney Weaver ("Resembles a shrink-wrapped mummy...in a peep-show revue.")
7. Emma Thompson ("She's wearing The Remains of Yesterday!")
8. Alicia Silverstone ("Has a collection of retro rubbish from toes to nose.")
9. Frances Fisher ("Her flowered fiascoes are so loud they could cause an international panic.")
10. Marilyn Manson ("He looks like Alice Cooper doing Rosemary's Baby.")

1. Sinéad O'Connor ("Nothing compares to the bald-headed banshee of MTV. A New Age nightmare!")
2. Ivana Trump ("A psychedelic scarecrow! Looks like a cross between Brigitte Bardot and Lassie!")
3. Glenn Close ("The founding frump of Nuns Unlimited! A bad fashion 'habit'!")
4. Princess Margaret ("God save the mothballs; the Stonehenge of style strikes again!")
5. Julia Roberts ("A zoot-suit fluke - Godfather III in drag!")
6. Carrie Fisher ("Postcards from the Edge? Sorry baby - more like Discards from the Dredge!")
7. Kim Basinger ("Barbie goes punk - all crass, no class!")
8. Laura Dern ("A vision of lust in rags fit for a truck stop!")
9. Kathy Bates ("Get the sledgehammer. Put this fashion fiasco out of her Misery!")
10. Barbra Streisand ("What can I say? Yentl 's gone mental!")