List of Video on Trial episodes

This is an episode guide for the MuchMusic TV series Video on Trial, containing an episode list as well as a list of verdicts.

Episodes

This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial.)

Season 1: 2005-2006

Title	Jurors	Artists	Original airdate	Ep. #
Episode 1.1	Ron Josol, Nikki Payne,	Eminem, Britney Spears, Jay-Z, Weezer, & Gwen Stefani	August 15, 2005	1
Episode 1.1	The jurors tear through the following videos: [...] Like That, Do Somethin', 99 Problems, Beverly Hills, and Hollaback Girl.
Episode 1.2			August 22, 2005	2
Episode 1.2	Episode description.
Episode 1.3			August 29, 2005	3
Episode 1.3	Episode description.
Episode 1.4			September 5, 2005	4
Episode 1.4	Episode description.
Episode 1.5			September 12, 2005	5
Episode 1.5	Episode description.
Episode 1.6			September 26, 2005	6
Episode 1.6	Episode description.
Episode 1.7			October 2, 2005	7
Episode 1.7	Episode description.
Episode 1.8			October 9, 2005	8
Episode 1.8	Episode description.
Episode 1.9			October 16, 2005	9
Episode 1.9	Episode description.
Episode 1.10			October 30, 2005	10
Episode 1.10	Episode description.
Episode 1.11			November 6, 2005	11
Episode 1.11	Episode description.
Episode 1.12			November 13, 2005	12
Episode 1.12	Episode description.
Episode 1.13			November 20, 2005	13
Episode 1.13	Episode description.
Episode 1.14			November 27, 2005	14
Episode 1.14	Episode description.
Episode 1.15			December 4, 2005	15
Episode 1.15	Episode description.
Episode 1.16			December 25 (1), 2005	16
Episode 1.16	Episode description.
Episode 1.17			December 25 (2), 2005	17
Episode 1.17	Episode description.
Episode 1.18			January 15, 2006	18
Episode 1.18	Episode description.
Episode 1.19			January 22, 2006	19
Episode 1.19	Episode description.
Episode 1.20			January 29, 2006	20
Episode 1.20	Episode description.
Episode 1.21			February 5, 2006	21
Episode 1.21	Episode description.
Episode 1.22			February 19, 2006	22
Episode 1.22	Episode description.
Episode 1.23			February 26, 2006	23
Episode 1.23	Episode description.
Episode 1.24			March 5, 2006	24
Episode 1.24	Episode description.
Episode 1.25			March 12, 2006	25
Episode 1.25	Episode description.
Episode 1.26			March 27, 2006	26
Episode 1.26	Episode description.
Episode 1.27			April 10, 2006	27
Episode 1.27	Episode description.
Episode 1.28			April 24, 2006	28
Episode 1.28	Episode description.
Episode 1.29			April 30, 2006	29
Episode 1.29	Episode description.
Episode 1.30			May 7, 2006	30
Episode 1.30	Episode description.
Episode 1.31			May 21, 2006	31
Episode 1.31	Episode description.
Episode 1.32			June 25, 2006	32
Episode 1.32	Episode description.
Episode 1.33			July 2, 2006	33
Episode 1.33	Episode description.
Episode 1.34			July 9, 2006	34
Episode 1.34	Episode description.
Episode 1.35			July 16, 2006	35
Episode 1.35	Episode description.
Episode 1.36			July 23, 2006	36
Episode 1.36	Episode description.
Episode 1.37			August 6, 2006	37
Episode 1.37	Episode description.

Season 2: 2006-2007

Image	Title	Jurors	Artists	Original airdate
Episode 2.1			August 27, 2006	38
Episode 2.1	Episode description.
Episode 2.2			September 3, 2006	39
Episode 2.2	Episode description.
Episode 2.3			September 10, 2006	40
Episode 2.3	Episode description.
Episode 2.4			September 17, 2006	41
Episode 2.4	Episode description.
Episode 2.5			September 24, 2006	42
Episode 2.5	Episode description.
Episode 2.6			October 15, 2006	43
Episode 2.6	Episode description.
Episode 2.7			October 22, 2006	44
Episode 2.7	Episode description.
Episode 2.8		Weird Al Yankovic	October 29, 2006	45
Episode 2.8	Synopsis: Season 2 - Episode 8 White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
Episode 2.9			November 5, 2006	46
Episode 2.9	Episode description.
Episode 2.10			November 12, 2006	47
Episode 2.10	Episode description.
Episode 2.11			November 26, 2006	48
Episode 2.11	Episode description.
Episode 2.12			December 17, 2006	49
Episode 2.12	Episode description.
Episode 2.13			December 24 (1), 2006	50
Episode 2.13	Episode description.
Episode 2.14			December 24 (2), 2006	51
Episode 2.14	Episode description.
Episode 2.15			December 31, 2006	52
Episode 2.15	Episode description.
Episode 2.16			January 21, 2007	53
Episode 2.16	Episode description.
Episode 2.17			, 2007	#
Episode 2.17	Episode description.
Episode 2.18			, 2007	#
Episode 2.18	Episode description.
Episode 2.19			, 2007	#
Episode 2.19	Episode description.

Verdicts

The verdicts are only of a humorous nature and are not to be taken seriously. They are arranged alphabetically, by the artist's last name or known name, or the band/group's name.

Accused	Video	Verdict
+44	When Your Heart Stops Beating	Sentenced to continue being bound and gagged by one cord.
2Pac feat. Dr. Dre	California Love	Sentenced to stop releasing albums because ghosts can't rap.
30 Seconds To Mars	From Yesterday	Sentenced to 30 years on Mars, without instruments.
30 Seconds To Mars	The Kill	Sentenced to watch every episode of "Full House" and wonder which Olsen twin is being used in each scene featuring Michelle Tanner.
50 Cent	21 Questions	???
50 Cent	Candy Shop	Sentenced to "fiddy" whips by a video chicken. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his music videos. (Verdict #2)
50 Cent	I Get Money	Sentenced to get a G.E.D.
50 Cent feat. Snoop Dogg	P. I. M. P.	Sentenced to notify Snoop that he's less of a P. I. M. P. and more of a W. I. M. P.
50 Cent	Window Shopper	???
98 Degrees	This Gift	Sentenced to stop making videos that are as predictable as a wrapped-up Toblerone.
Paula Abdul	Cold Hearted Snake	Sentenced to stop requesting a transfer to "Colombian Idol".
AFI	Girl's Not Grey	Sentenced to reveal that A. F. I. stands for "Audio For Idiots".
AFI	Miss [...]	Sentenced to stop giving their hand-me-downs to Jared Leto.
Afroman	Because I Got High	???
Christina Aguilera	Ain't No Other Man	Sentenced to let archaeologists "dig for face" beneath her thousands of layers of pancake make-up.
Christina Aguilera	Can't Hold Us Down	Sentenced to notify the local water filtration plant whenever she showers.
Christina Aguilera	Candyman	Sentenced to realize that there's a difference between going down with the ship and going down on the ship.
Christina Aguilera	Dirrty	Sentenced to take a warm bath in a hot vat of Purel.
Christina Aguilera	Fighter	Sentenced to save her career through re-skankification.
Christina Aguilera	Hurt	Sentenced to bring her skanky back.
Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim, & P!nk	Lady Marmalade	Sentenced to Appear in the spin-off "Poor Use of Lingerie On Trial".
a-ha	Take On Me	Sentenced to hire a sketch artist to draw themselves a new career.
Akon	Don't Matter	Sentenced to change his name to either Con or Ex-Con.
Akon feat. Eminem	Smack That	Sentenced to stop bogarting Eminem's talent.
Alien Ant Farm	Smooth Criminal	Sentenced to realize that rock and comedy go together AbOUT as well as Tara Reid and proportionate breasts.
The All-American Rejects	Dirty Little Secret	Sentenced to disappear from people's iPods within the month.
Lily Allen	Alfie	Sentenced to move to Sesame Street.
Lily Allen	LDN	Sentenced to move to Winnipeg.
Lily Allen	Smile	Sentenced to get rid of her 18-gallon bucket of ice cream and her "[...] And The City" DVD box set.
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead	[...] Sun	Sentenced to add a few more unneeded words to their band name.
Aqua	Barbie Girl	Sentenced to continue plans to release the "My Royalty Checks Keep On Getting Smaller" Barbie.
Arctic Monkeys	When the Sun Goes Down	???
Audioslave	Doesn't Remind Me	Sentenced to continue watching "[...] She Wrote" on the tour bus.
Audioslave	Original Fire	Sentenced to continue being ultimate band for men who sport mullets.
Avenged Sevenfold	Bat Country	???
Backstreet Boys	Just Want You To Know	Sentenced to cease all attempts to increase their 15 minutes of fame.
Backstreet Boys	Larger Than Life	Sentenced to become quieter than silent.
Baha Men	Who Let The Dogs Out	Sentenced to pick up all the dog s*** they left at the beach.
The Bangles	Walk Like An Egyptian	Sentenced to shave their mullets and put on some makeup so people will actually think they're women.
Basement Jaxx	Where's Your Head At?	Sentenced to realize the "double X" in their name is as cool as a pair of uggs.
Beastie Boys	Ch-Check It Out	Sentenced to crimes against hair with Chad Kroeger.
Beastie Boys	Fight For Your Right To Party	Sentenced to fight for their right to be relevant again.
Beastie Boys	Triple Trouble	Sentenced to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.
Beck	Sexx Laws	Sentenced to only release videos on Halloween.
Natasha Bedingfield	Unwritten	Sentenced to leave her next album "unwritten."
Beyoncé feat. Shakira	Beautiful Liar	Sentenced to continue being the ultimate three-way.
Beyoncé	Crazy in Love	Sentenced to have her legs registered as loaded weapons.
Beyoncé	Irreplaceable	Sentenced to sign a massive pre-nup with Jay-Z.
Beyoncé	Naughty Girl	Sentenced to stop making guys want to cheat on their girlfriends.
Beyoncé	Ring The Alarm	Sentenced to stop threatening to "kick the court's [...]".
Beyoncé	Upgrade U	Sentenced to release her follow-up single, "Supersize U".
Black Eyed Peas	Don't Phunk With My Heart	Sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible.
Black Eyed Peas	My Humps	Sentenced to death by label rejection.
Black Eyed Peas	Pump It	Sentenced to star in the video game "Grand Theft Talent".
blink-182	Feeling This	???
blink-182	First Date	Sentenced to realize their fake mustaches make them look cool.
blink-182	I Miss You	???
blink-182	What's My Age Again?	Sentenced to get a set of birthday suits that don't induce vomiting.
Bloodhound Gang	Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo	Sentenced to headline Jock Jams 17.
Blue October	Hate Me	Sentenced to realize that if "blue angel" means lighting a fart, then "Blue October" must mean micing a fart.
Bow Wow feat. Ciara	Like You	Sentenced to use a booster seat when driving his Hummer.
Bow Wow	Outta My System	Sentenced to wipe away his tears with his diamond and gold-encrusted handkerchief.
Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown	Shortie Like Mine	Sentenced to realize that dropping "Lil'" from your name doesn't automatically make you taller.
Chris Brown	Gimme That	???
Chris Brown	Say Goodbye	Sentenced to continue being more successful than you'll ever be.
Chris Brown	Wall To Wall	Sentenced to reshoot the video after watching Blackula and The Lost Boys.
Chris Brown	Yo! (Excuse Me Miss)	Sentenced to stop stalking and just buy love like other R&B singers.
Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins	Ms. New Booty	Sentenced to 200 hours of community service in the "Save the Booty Foundation".
Busta Rhymes	I Love My Chick	Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Steven Segal action flick.
Busta Rhymes	Touch It	Sentenced to a cage fight with MC Hammer and The Vengaboys.
Mariah Carey	All I Want For Christmas	Sentenced to admit that all she wants for Christmas is Tommy Motolla and a nutcracker.
Mariah Carey	Don't Forget About Us	Sentenced to stop kissing in soccer nets in order to avoid getting hit by a soccer ball.
Mariah Carey	Heartbreaker	???
Mariah Carey	Shake It Off	Sentenced to appear in People Magazine's "Sexiest Women Under 70" issue.
Mariah Carey	We Belong Together	Sentenced to a career arc similar to that of Eric Roberts.
Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg	Say Somethin'	Sentenced to be a little less sexy, a little more 45 candles... or however old she is...
Cassie	Long Way 2 Go	Sentenced to 3 months at the Ashlee Simpson Institute For The Craptastic.
Cham feat. Alicia Keys	Ghetto Story Pt. 2	Sentenced to keep on co-opting other people's fame until someone can begin to co-opt his.
Chamillionaire	Grown And Sexy	Sentenced to convert his video into a movie called "Robot Supermodels On A Plane".
Chamillionaire	Hip Hop Police	Sentenced to have his lips permanently sewn to Jay-Z's [...].
Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone	Ridin'	Sentenced to ride his "low rider" straight to hell.
Ciara	Oh	Sentenced to continue being the queen of crunk.
Kelly Clarkson	Behind These Hazel Eyes	Sentenced to thank God she was never eaten by Ruben Studdard.
Kelly Clarkson	Never Again	Sentenced to begin working on her comeback album.
Kelly Clarkson	Since U Been Gone	Sentenced to continue to be a hotter chick than Clay Aiken.
Kelly Clarkson	Walk Away	Sentenced to "walk away" from the music industry.
Cobra Starship	The Church Of Hot Addiction	Sentenced to ride their starship back to their home planet of D-Listia.
Cobra Starship	Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)	Sentenced to return to the sucky bands from whence they came.
Coldplay	The Hardest Part	Sentenced to have no plans for their next video.
Coldplay	Talk	Sentenced to cease on having the always baked Prince Harry direct their videos.
Common fear. Lily Allen	Driving Me Wild	Sentenced to feature a silencer for his next song.
Creed	My Sacrifice	Sentenced to do a rosary for every stripper.
Culture Club	Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?	Sentenced to realize the irony in the progression of their career from making trash to picking up trash.
Culture Club	Karma Chameleon	Sentenced to make it up to karma by retiring.
D12	My Band	Sentenced to perform on the Carrot Top tour.
D4L	Laffy Taffy	Sentenced to spank their Super Soakers on their own time.
Daughtry	It's Not Over	Sentenced to change their name to "Theory Of A Creedleback".
The Darkness	Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)	Sentenced to have their career walk towards the light.
The Darkness	I Believe In A Thing Called Love	Sentenced to 3 years at the fashion reformatory for the chronically British.
The Darkness	Is it Just Me?	Sentenced to stop brushing their teeth with Coke.
The Darkness	One Way Ticket	???
Shawn Desman	Let's Go	Sentenced to return the rental sports car.
Destiny's Child	8 Days Of Christmas	Sentenced to recognize the true meaning of Christmas — cheating on loved ones at the office Christmas party.
Destiny's Child	Survivor	Sentenced to stay 100 yards away from camouflage bikinis for the next 10 years.
Devo	Whip It	Sentenced to do a commercial for "The Clapper."
Diddy	Come to Me	Sentenced to team up with Mr. T for a duet called "Diddy The Fool".
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince	Parents Just Don't Understand	Sentenced to continue being a more effective sedative than anyhting Paula Abdul has in her purse.
DJ Khaled	We Takin' Over	Sentenced to do the traffic report in Regina.
The Dream feat. Fabolous	Shawty Is A Ten	Sentenced to agree that if something is shoddy, it can't be a ten.
Hilary Duff	So Yesterday	???
Hilary Duff	Stranger	Sentenced to host a new reality show called America Has No Talent.
Hilary Duff	Wake Up	Sentenced to go to London and party with Britain's royal bad boy, Prince Harry.
Hilary Duff	With Love	Sentenced to stop feeling insecure about not being in rehab.
Hilary and Haylie Duff	Our Lips Are Sealed	???
Duran Duran	Wild Boys	Sentenced to admit that, at some point, they got it on with your mother.
Eminem	[...] Like That	Sentenced to have a slinky up his [...].
Eminem	Just Lose It	Sentenced to learn how `Bad Comedy' can hurt people by watching the entire first season DVD of King of Queens - with director commentary
Eminem	Stan	Sentenced to throw away all of his unsent Vanilla Ice fanmail.
Eminem	When I'm Gone	Sentenced to lighten the f*@k up already!
Eminem feat. 50 Cent, Cashis & Lloyd Banks	You Don't Know	Sentenced to keep on teaming up with every hip-hop star who isn't M. C. Hammer.
Evanescence	Call Me When You're Sober	Sentenced to "call me when they're better".
Evanescence	Lithium	Sentenced to stop being more depressing than those Ben Johnson power drink commercials.
Evanescence	Everybody's Fool	Sentenced to stop making music that sounds like a Leon's commercial.
Eve	Tambourine	Sentenced to spend the rest of her life at band camp.
Fall Out Boy	A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me	Sentenced to stop using The Simpsons as inspiration for Jebus' sake!
Fall Out Boy	Dance, Dance	???
Fall Out Boy	Sugar, We're Goin Down	Sentenced to the more appropriate Simpsons-inspired name of "Worst Band Ever".
Fall Out Boy	The Take Over, The Break's Over	Sentenced to have their skinny jeans permanently removed.
Fall Out Boy	This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race	Sentenced to have the lead singer lay off the ham sandiwches.
Fall Out Boy	Thnks Fr Th Mmrs	Sentenced to help control the pet population by having themselves spayed and neutered.
Fatboy Slim	The Rockafeller Skank	Sentenced to reveal that in the title "Rockafeller Skank", the word "Rockafeller" stands for "Paris Hilton is a".
Kevin Federline	Lose Control	Sentenced to keep on pursuing custody of his pot.
Fergie	Big Girls Don't Cry	Sentenced to date Linus from Charlie Brown.
Fergie	Clumsy	Sentenced to stop releasing songs and put "The Duchess" to rest.
Fergie	Fergalicious	Sentenced to cancel her plans to release her new single "Hollaback Guy".
Fergie feat. Ludacris	Glamorous	Sentenced to keep "keepin it real"-ish.
Fergie	London Bridge	Sentenced to Google the phrase "Shameless Gwen Stefani Impersonator" and see what turns up.
The Flaming Lips	The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song	Sentenced to attract women more their age group by taping some Metamucil to their privates.
Foo Fighters	Everlong	Sentenced to never again wear wigs in their future videos.
Foo Fighters	Learn to Fly	Sentenced to leave the fake mustaches and [...] to Kevin Federline.
Foo Fighters	Resolve	Sentenced to realize that even Mr. T pities them.
Willa Ford	I Wanna Be Bad	Sentenced to realize that the only hits she'll have from now on are courtesy of her crack pipe.
Fountains Of Wayne	Stacy's Mom	Sentenced to speed up production on their new song, "Stacy's Grandmom".
Franz Ferdinand	Do You Want To	Sentenced to just get it over with and have [...] with each other.
Franz Ferdinand	Walk Away	Sentenced to keep making theater students look tough.
G-Unit	Stunt 101	Sentenced to remember that "Too many cooks spoil the rap song".
The Game feat. Kanye West	Wouldn’t Get Far	Sentenced to stop complaing about others and just have [...] with himself.
Gnarls Barkley	Crazy	Sentenced to keep making videos that deliver a hallucinogenic contact buzz.
Gnarls Barkley	Gone Daddy Gone	Sentenced to be the first video reviewed on the newly created spin-off "Stoners On Trial".
Good Charlotte	Boys and Girls	???
Good Charlotte	I Just Wanna Live	Sentenced to solitary confinement for their own safety.
Good Charlotte	The River	Sentenced to stop bathing in Rogaine.
Tom Green	Teachers Suck	Sentenced to a school with Weird Al Yankovic.
Green Day	Basket Case	Sentenced to realize they were the original American idiots.
Green Day	Jesus of Suburbia	Sentenced to cease production on their next video, "Moses of Suburbia".
Green Day	Wake Me Up When September Ends	Sentenced to make a less depressing video about subjects such as rainbows and candy.
Guns N' Roses	Welcome To The Jungle	Sentenced to quit all the lame side projects and make f***ing rock and roll again.
Gym Class Heroes	Clothes Off	Sentenced to bet their career playing roulette...And hopefully lose.
Gym Class Heroes	Cupid's Chokehold	Sentenced to stop telling us to look at his girlfirend. We get it - She's hot.
Haddaway	What Is Love	Sentenced to continue having to pay for "love" by the hour.
Hanson	MmmBop	Sentenced to stop pestering MuchMusic for their royalties.
Hedley	She's So Sorry	Sentenced to apologize for their existence.
hellogoodbye	Here (In Your Arms)	Sentenced to keep on sounding like a mix of Weezer and Cher.
Paris Hilton	Nothing In This World	Sentenced to have a Video On Trial viewer add her picture to the Wikipedia entry for "loser".
Hinder	Better Than Me	Sentenced to stop cheating over Chad Kroeger's shoulder, because all of the answers are wrong anyway.
Hinder	Lips of an Angel	Sentenced to realize the irony that "Lips of an Angel" is being sung by the lips of an a**hole.
Brooke Hogan feat. Paul Wall	About Us	Sentenced to smash a folding chair over Paul Wall's back.
Hoobastank	The Reason	Sentenced to include an album advisory sticker with a warning that their lyrics may offend all.
Whitney Houston	How Will I Know	???
Whitney Houston	I Wanna Dance With Somebody	Sentenced to dance with somebody while Bobby lap-dances with somebody else.
Billy Idol	White Wedding	Sentenced to a white funeral.
Enrique Iglesias	Addicted	Sentenced to keep on giving old people an alternative to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman".
Enrique Iglesias	Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song)	Sentenced to grow some balls of his own.
Enrique Iglesias	Hero	???
Janet Jackson	So Excited	Sentenced to put her clothes back on — but only because she's 90.
Michael Jackson	Beat It	Sentenced to beat it with someone his own age.
Michael Jackson	Billie Jean	Sentenced to buy a face toupee.
Michael Jackson	Thriller	Sentenced to nothing — his lawyers were too good.
Jay-Z	99 Problems	Sentenced to death by firing squad.
Jibbs	Chain Hang Low	Sentenced to ask Santa for a gold record.
Jimmy Eat World	The Middle	Sentenced to remain but a distant memory in our minds.
Jingle Cats	White Christmas †	Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
JoJo	How To Touch A Girl	Sentenced to make sure R. Kelly never sees this video.
JoJo	Too Little, Too Late	Sentenced to celebrate her 16th birthday amidst declining album sales and a surplus of unsold concert t-shirts.
Kelis	Milkshake	Sentenced to 5 years of chest arrest.
Kelis feat. Too $hort	Bossy	Sentenced to change nothing — well, with the possible exception of "everything".
R. Kelly feat. Usher	Same Girl	Sentenced to go back to writing songs, not episodes of Y&R.
R. Kelly	Trapped In The Closet Pt. 1	Sentenced to buy a Coleman stove for those extended closet stays.
Kid Rock	American Badass	Sentenced to shave his pubic mullet.
The Killers	All These Things That I've Done	Sentenced to come up with an original thought.
The Killers	Bones	Sentenced to realize that having [...] with a skeleton is gross.
The Killers	Don't Shoot Me Santa	Sentenced to put Santa through a meat grinder and feed him to Rudolph.
The Killers	For Reasons Unknown	Sentenced to keep us wondering how they ever got famous.
The Killers	Mr. Brightside	Sentenced to hire Carrot Top for their next video.
The Killers	Read My Mind	Sentenced to stop taking their video ideas from Paula Abdul.
The Killers	When You Were Young	Sentenced to stop being more "British" than Prince Harry having [...] with a custard scone.
Sean Kingston	Beautiful Girls	Sentenced to hook up with Eva Longoria on season 16 of The Surreal Life.
KoRn	Freak on a Leash	Sentenced to stop making videos that look like the new Garfield movie.
KoRn	Twisted Transistor	Sentenced to stop making songs that already sound like Weird Al's parody version.
Nick Lachey	What's Left of Me	Sentenced to rejoin with the rest of his 98 Degrees bandmates on the D-list.
Cyndi Lauper	Girls Just Want To Have Fun	Sentenced to cease production on her new single, "Girls Just Want To Chillax."
Cyndi Lauper	She-Bop	Sentenced to stop sitting on her Dirt Devil Extreme.
Avril Lavigne	Complicated	Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Pizza Pocket commercial.
Lady Sovereign	Love Me or Hate Me	Sentenced to change her title to "Lady Wonhitte of Wondershire."
LeToya	Torn	Sentenced to sing about stuff that people actually care about, such as Cool Ranch Doritos and dog robots.
Lil' Mama	Lip Gloss	Sentenced to start picking out baby names.
Limp Bizkit	Behind Blue Eyes	Sentenced to an eternity in rock and rap hell.
Lindsay Lohan	Confessions of a Broken Heart	Sentenced to buy a new father.
Lindsay Lohan	Over	Sentenced to go from acting and singing to early retirement.
Lindsay Lohan	Rumors	Sentenced to spend more time on her boobs and less time in the booth. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to realize that where there's smoke, there's a crappy singer. (Verdict #2)
Linkin Park	In the End	???
Jennifer Lopez	All I Have	Sentenced to wait next time until she gets her presents, and then f*** off on Boxing Day like everyone else.
Jennifer Lopez	Do It Well	Sentenced to continue her quest to become America's next top cage fighter.
Jennifer Lopez	Get Right	Sentenced to eight consecutive life sentences.
Jennifer Lopez	Jenny From The Block	Sentenced to answer the BEP question "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk? Inside your trunk?"
Courtney Love	Mono	Sentenced to continue discovering new forms of STDs.
Ludacris	Get Back	???
Ludacris feat. Pharrell	Money Maker	Sentenced to buy another item you can't afford and then tell you all about how awesome it is.
Ludacris	Number One Spot	Sentenced to let Mini-Me just be a TV Commercial.
Ludacris	Splash Waterfalls	???
Ludacris	Stand Up	Sentenced to stop making videos that make him look like a prop comic.
Madonna	Hung Up	Sentenced to stop making dance music before another Vogue invasion.
Madonna	Like A Virgin	Sentenced to adopt Trevor Boris and take him to England.
Madonna	Papa Don't Preach	Sentenced to continue being the sexiest 70-year old on the planet.
Madonna	Sorry	Sentenced to re-invent herself.
Marilyn Manson	The Dope Show	Sentenced to lose the makeup and the minor and move back into his parent's basement.
Marilyn Manson	Tainted Love	Sentenced to stop coming to our parties and creeping out our sisters' friends.
Maroon 5	She Will Be Loved	Sentenced to death by an alien or a dinosaur.
Maroon 5	Wake Up Call	Sentenced to buy a convertible like everyone else trying to compensate for a a small penis.
Ricky Martin	She Bangs	Sentenced to keep asking his agent if "The Surreal Life" has called back yet.
Massari	Be Easy	Sentenced to cease production on the video where he pretends to own the Space Shuttle.
Jesse McCartney	Beautiful Soul	Sentenced to put a "may cause drowsiness" sticker on future albums.
Metallica	St. Anger	Sentenced to admit that "St. Anger" is actually the patron saint of bad music.
Methods Of Mayhem	Get [...]	Sentenced to put a muzzle on Tommy Lee's radioactive penis.
Mika	Grace Kelly	Sentenced to go through puberty.
Christina Milian	Dip It Low	Sentenced to switch to using watercolor paints when engaging in [...] activity.
Milli Vanilli	Girl You Know Its True	Sentenced to stop blaming it on the rain and instead blame it on acid reflux.
MIMS	This Is Why I'm Hot	Sentenced to come out with his own line of mirrors.
Missy Elliot	Lose Control	Sentenced to be buried alive until she turns blue.
Missy Elliot	Pass That Dutch	Sentenced to do a duet with Cheech and Chong.
Missy Elliot	Work It	Sentenced to warn potheads that her videos may "harsh their mellow."
Moby	We Are All Made of Stars	Sentenced to eat a rogaine sandwich.
Modest Mouse	Dashboard	Sentenced to start fishing for an original sound.
Mötley Crüe	Smokin' In The Boy's Room	Sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in detention.
My Chemical Romance	Ghost Of You	Sentenced to lighten the hell up!
My Chemical Romance	Helena	Sentenced to be prominently featured on the playlist for late night DND sessions.
My Chemical Romance	I Don't Love You	Sentenced to divorce their lead singer.
My Chemical Romance	I'm Not Okay (I Promise)	Sentenced to have their lunch money stolen by bullies.
My Chemical Romance	Teenagers	Sentenced to trade fans with Hilary Duff.
My Chemical Romance	Welcome To The Black Parade	Sentenced to stop forcing Video On Trial to come up with new ways to call them nerds.
N.E.R.D.	Lapdance	Sentenced to a lifetime of awkward first dates with no [...].
Nas	Hip Hop Is Dead	Sentenced to recognize that if hip-hop is dead...Then emo is double dead.
Naughty By Nature	Hip Hop Hooray	Sentenced to wash Paris Hilton's underwear.
Nelly	Batter Up	Sentenced to do a video about bobsledding.
Nelly	Hot In Here	Sentenced to apologize for making pit stains hot.
Nelly	Grillz	???
Nelly feat. Christina Aguilera	Tilt Ya Head Back	Sentenced to stop giving "The Depression" a bad name.
Ne-Yo	When You're Mad	Sentenced to a vow of a life of abstinence and to make a public apology.
New Kids On The Block	You Got It (The Right Stuff)	Sentenced to begin most of their sentences with "I used to be..."
Olivia Newton-John	Physical	Sentenced to get John Travolta more physical so he'll look a little less like Jabba The Hut and a little more like Danny Zuko.
Nickelback	Rockstar	Sentenced to get off Video on Trial and stay off.
Nirvana	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Sentenced to rub used gym socks and gummi bears on themselves.
No Doubt	Ex-Girlfriend	???
No Doubt	Hella Good	???
No Doubt	It's My Life	Sentenced to pray really hard that Gwen returns to the band.
*NSYNC	Bye Bye Bye	???
*NSYNC	I Drive Myself Crazy	Sentenced to be more crazy by sending Justin Timberlake to the Backstreet Boys and AJ into NSync.
*NSYNC	It's Gonna Be Me	Sentenced to learn about Justin Timberlake.
*NSYNC	Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays	Sentenced to wish that they're on Justin's gift list.
Obie Trice	Got Some Teeth	Sentenced to dental sensitivity training.
OutKast	Morris Brown	Sentenced to keep on staying together by not playing together.
OutKast	Roses	Sentenced to reduce their `Poo-Related' content, and cease production on their new album `Dirty Sanchez".
OutKast	The Way You Move	Sentenced to visit a real mechanic & suffer through the residual overcharging & smell of day-old farts.
Kelly Osbourne	Papa Don't Preach	Sentenced to stop making songs that make people preach for an Ozzy Osbourne album.
Panic! At the Disco	But It's Better If You Do	Sentenced to Google the word "creativity."
Panic! At the Disco	I Write Sins Not Tragedies	???
Panic! At the Disco	Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off	Sentenced to realize that, with the exception of nothing, Panic! At The Disco are Fall Out Boy.
Papa Roach	Scars	Sentenced to continue rockin' the iPods in white-boy frat houses everywhere.
Paramore	Misery Business	Sentenced to shave their lady mullets.
Ray Parker Jr.	Ghostbusters	Sentenced to drop the "Jr." in order to save his father the embarrassment.
Sean Paul	Temperature	Sentenced to realize that snowsuits don't equal sexy.
Sean Paul	We Be Burnin'	Sentenced to stop "we-be-burnin'" up the atmosphere by getting rid of his Hummer.
P!nk	Don't Let Me Get Me	Sentenced to give up the anti-corporate fight and get a tattoo of Mickey Mouse holding a Nike swoosh.
P!nk	Just Like a Pill	Sentence to stop falling in to the 'Easy-Rhyme' trap by listening to rap, and not making music that sounds like crap.
P!nk	Stupid Girls	Sentenced to specifically explain how she is any different from Lindsay Lohan.
P!nk	Trouble	Sentenced to 3 months in a country jail.
P!nk	U + Ur Hand	Sentenced to go back to imitating sexy celebs.
P!nk	Who Knew	Sentenced to continue making fun of her stupid girls, but without her stupid curls.
P!nk	You Make Me Sick	Sentenced to seek relationship advice from Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
The Pipettes	Pull Shapes	Sentenced to pull their careers into shape by making music that is relevant to teens and not their parents.
Prince	Kiss	Sentenced to ditch the platforms and get himself a little person card.
Eric Prydz	Call On Me	???
Puddle of Mudd	She Hates Me	Sentenced to show any impact they have made.
Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes	Don't Cha	Sentenced to be forever listened to on mute.
Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am	Beep	Sentenced to join the Backstreet Boys and call themselves "Pussycat Dolls With Balls."
Pussycat Dolls feat. Timbaland	Wait A Minute	Sentenced to continue being the world's youngest cougars.
Queens of the Stone Age	Go With the Flow	Sentenced to make another music video advertising the Swiffer.
Queens of the Stone Age	No One Knows	Sentenced to name their next song "No One Listens".
Queens of the Stone Age	Sick, Sick, Sick	Sentenced to realize human flesh actually tastes like chicken.
The Raconteurs	Steady, As She Goes	Sentenced to race against Jack's other 26 bands.
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Can't Stop	???
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Dani California	Sentenced to have their next video directed by Kevin Federline.
Red Hot Chili Peppers	Hump De Bump	Sentenced to be the first people to add grillz to their dentures.
Rich Boy	Throw Some D’s	Sentenced to have Weird Al perform a parody called "Throw Some Cheese On That Dish".
Lionel Richie	All Night Long	Sentenced to admit that Nicole is his kid and not the daughter of the band's drummer.
Right Said Fred	I'm Too Sexy	Sentenced to spend all of eternity shaving each others' chests.
David Lee Roth	California Girls	Sentenced to admit that he's gone from liking California girls to looking like a California Raisin.
Kelly Rowland f. Eve	Like This	Sentenced to tour under the name "Destiny's Unwanted Child".
S Club 7	S Club Party	Sentenced to forever answer the question, "What does the 'S' stand for?"
Nicole Scherzinger	Whatever U Like	Sentenced to continue making every other girl feel fat.
Seether	Truth	Sentenced to set up a cage match between two other fictional characters: A unicorn and their musical talent.
Shaggy	It Wasn't Me	Sentenced to heavy rotation on your dad's iPod.
Shakira	Don't Bother	Sentenced to head back to the studio with her good friends the Tin Man and the Scarecrow.
Shakira	Whenever, Wherever	Sentenced to continue being the female version of David Hasselhoff.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean	Hips Don't Lie	Sentenced to realize that if her "Hips Don't Lie", they're probably saying that her song sucks.
Shop Boyz	Party Like A Rockstar	Sentenced to O.D. like a rockstar.
Simple Plan	Shut Up!	???
Ashlee Simpson	Invisible	Sentenced to recognize that you can't pick your sister, you can't pick your nose, and you can't pick your sister's nose.
Ashlee Simpson	La La	Sentenced to wear a shock collar in her next video.
Ashlee Simpson	L. O. V. E.	Sentenced to create an award show for her fellow idea stealers called "The Grabbies".
Ashlee Simpson	Shadow	???
Jessica Simpson	A Public Affair	Sentenced to stop hogging all the hot girls in Hollywood and leave some for Nick Lachey.
Jessica Simpson	Let It Snow †	Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
Jessica Simpson	These Boots Are Made for Walkin'	Sentenced to fifty slaps on the [...] by a drunken hillbilly.
Jessica Simpson	With You	???
Sir Mix-A-Lot	Baby Got Back	Sentenced to perform at Star Jones' next birthday party.
Sisqo	The Thong Song	Sentenced to realize that thongs, much like his career, are sexy in theory, but full of [...] in reality.
Will Smith	Miami	Sentenced to return to West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, on the playground where he spent most of his days.
Snoop Dogg	Santa Claus Goes Straight to The Ghetto	Sentenced to stop trying to smoke the mistletoe.
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake	Signs	Sentenced to keep the videos made in Las Vegas in Las Vegas.
Soft Cell	Tainted Love	Sentenced to be tested for chlamydia, gonorrhea, & syphilis.
Soulja Boy	Crank That	Sentenced to crank off.
Spice Girls	Wannabe	Sentenced to get really old and have lots of babies.
Britney Spears	Do Somethin'	Sentenced to life with Kevin Federline.
Britney Spears	Everytime	Sentenced to realize her dream and find Kevin Federline a job at the Cheerios factory.
Britney Spears	Lucky	Sentenced to stop manufacturing Federlines.
Britney Spears feat. Madonna	Me Against the Music	Sentenced to stop singing and resume face-sucking.
Britney Spears	My Prerogative	Sentenced to forbid her newborn son from using his father as a role model.
Britney Spears	Oops, I Did It Again	Sentenced to cease from releasing her new book "The Dummies Guide To Parenting While Plastered".
Britney Spears	Toxic	Sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home.
Gwen Stefani	Hollaback Girl	Sentenced to stay 400 meters away from any Harajuku Girls.
Gwen Stefani	Luxurious	Sentenced to pay royalties to the year 1999 every time she wears lip liner.
Gwen Stefani feat. Damian Marley	Now That You Got It	Sentenced to wake up and smell the jerk chicken.
Gwen Stefani	The Sweet Escape	Sentenced to keep on making music that mixes "basic repetition" with the sound of cats playing with downed hydro wires.
Gwen Stefani	What You Waiting For?	Sentenced to return to the sucky band from where she came.
Gwen Stefani	Wind It Up	Sentenced to keep on sounding like the operating room at a spay & neutering clinic.
Street Drum Corps feat. Bert McCracken	Happy Christmas, War Is Over	Sentenced to admit he's lost the war against eyeliner.
t.A.T.u.	All The Things She Said	Sentenced to take their Russian lesbian act on the road.
T.I. feat. Busta Rhymes and Alfamega	Hurt	Sentenced to grab some shovels and Busta and put this song in the dirt.
The Strokes	Juicebox	Sentenced to take a cold shower together.
T-Pain feat. Mike Jones	I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)	Sentenced to remember that on a date with a stripper, the two-drink minimum still applies.
Serj Tankian	Empty Walls	Sentenced to start a boy band with Osama Bin Laden.
Tenacious D	Tribute	Sentenced to keep on fat guy rockin'.
Terror Squad feat. Fat Joe	Lean Back	Sentenced to stop eating his bandmates.
Three 6 Mafia	Doe Boy Fresh	Sentenced to sell their Oscar on eBay in order to buy a portal to get their heads out of their asses.
Tiffany	I Think We're Alone	Sentenced to work security on Hilary Duff's mall tour.
Justin Timberlake	Cry Me A River	Sentenced to write another song about his relationship with Britney, this time called "Dodged a Major Bullet!"
Justin Timberlake feat. T. I.	Let Me Talk To You/My Love	Sentenced to apologize for bringing "sucking back".
Justin Timberlake	Like I Love You	Sentenced to continue being the least fat ex-member of NSync.
Justin Timberlake	SexyBack	Sentenced to meet women the normal celebrity way: through publicists.
Justin Timberlake	What Goes Around...Comes Around	Sentenced to stop bitching and realize that he's the luckiest [...] on the face of the earth.
The Transplants	Gangstas and Thugs	Sentenced to stop transplanting rap with punk.
Twista	Slow Jamz	Sentenced to stop making songs that make men want to play the skin flute.
Twisted Sister	We're Not Gonna Take It	Sentenced to rent their band name out to Ashlee Simpson.
Bonnie Tyler	Total Eclipse Of The Heart	Sentenced to ask Weird Al to stop recording the song "Total Eclipse Of The Fart."
The Used	All That I've Got	Sentenced to appear in the "used" CD bin shortly after their release.
The Used	Pretty Handsome Awkward	Sentenced to be Lindsay Lohan's date in rehab.
The Used	The Bird & The Worm	Sentenced to live in a van down by the river.
Usher	Burn	Sentenced to take a dip in his awesome flaming pool.
Usher	Caught Up	Sentenced to the school of "Retro Fashion".
Bobby Valentino	Anonymous	Sentenced to enter the witness relocation program for our sake.
Van Halen	Hot For Teacher	Sentenced to try and remember just one moment - any moment - from the 1980s.
Vanilla Ice	Ice Ice Baby	Sentenced to stop, collaborate, & listen: You're s***! Pack it in.
Velvet Revolver	Fall To Pieces	Sentenced to stop giving hardcore drugs a bad name.
Velvet Revolver	She Builds Quick Machines	Sentenced to play music people like...In their old bands...And just the hits.
The Weather Girls	Dear Santa †	Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
Weezer	Beverly Hills	Sentenced to an extremely juvenile detention centre. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to go back to playing with their inflatable playmates. (Verdict #2)
Weezer	Perfect Situation	Sentenced to continue living their lifelong dream of non-stop rockin' and role-playing.
Weezer	We Are All On Drugs	Sentenced to have sand kicked in their face by a bully.
Weird Al Yankovic	White & Nerdy	Sentenced to admit that he looks like the albino version of Dave Navarro.
Kanye West	Diamonds From Sierra Leone	???
Kanye West	Jesus Walks	Sentenced to be stopped from making the album, "Jesus Surfs".
Kanye West	The New Workout Plan	Sentenced to remind Anna Nicole Smith that this is not "The New Pork-Out Plan".
Kanye West	Touch the Sky	Sentenced to work in NASA to orbit his ego.
Kanye West feat. Adam Levine	Heard 'Em Say	Sentenced to have their relationship annulled.
Wham!	Careless Whisper	Sentenced to stop hanging out at truckstops with Lance Bass.
The White Stripes	Icky Thump	Sentenced to a [...] fight with Yung Joc.
The White Stripes	The Denial Twist	Sentenced to make at least one video with a Hummer and a jacuzzi.
will.i.am	I Got It From My Mama	Sentenced to an orgy with the Golden Girls.
Wolfmother	Joker & The Thief	Sentenced to shut their dumb faces cuz Zeppelin rules
Tony Yayo feat. G-Unit	I Know You Don't Love Me	???
Ying Yang Twins	Wait (The Whisper Song)	Sentenced to pipe up about where they will put their Yings and Yangs.
Young MC	Bust A Move	Sentenced to change his name to Old MC.
Yung Joc	It's Goin' Down	Sentenced to take gangsta lessons from Aaron Carter.

† "Let It Snow", "Dear Santa", & "White Christmas" were all critiqued at the same time and given the same verdict.

Quotes

Ron Sparks - I once saw Liberace and Elton John 69 each other in the back of a limo, and that video is still the gayest thing I've ever seen. (on "Just Want You to Know" by the Backstreet Boys)

Ron Sparks - I'm not gonna say too much about this video, because I'm friends with blink-182, but I will say one thing...Shawn Desman sucks. (on "I Miss You" by blink-182)

Fraser Young - Watch out Old Navy, watch out Orange Julius...It's about to get all complicated in this bi-yotch! (on "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)

David Kerr - What is up with that dance? I liked him better when he was on smack! (on "Fall to Pieces" by Velvet Revolver)

David Kerr - Am I the only one who's not threatened by breakdancing anymore? It's kind of like "Oooh, look at me, I did a headspin! DISS! Take that, Christina!" (on "Can't Hold Us Down" by Christina Aguilera)

Nikki Payne - She wrote "Do Somethin'" for her husband. She's gonna follow it up with a song called "Why Don't You Get A Job". (on "Do Somethin'" by Britney Spears)

Nikki Payne - We gotta keep our vaginas nice and strong". (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie)

Ron Sparks - If I tried to put my thumbs down any further, I would mess my pants. And then my pants would be full of Hinder. (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder)

Pete Zedlacher - Pbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllpppppppppp! *one giant raspberry* (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder; that was cut in and out between other jurors' verdicts)

Anna Von Frances - If you are truly beautiful you can cut off all your hair and still look pretty. That is why Jennifer Aniston will always have long hair. (on "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna)

Ron Sparks - You know what I like about this video... Nothing. (on "Money Maker" by Ludacris)

Trevor Boris - All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, made out of diamonds, bitches! (on "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs)

Weird Al Yankovic - If your song's title is so long that it can't fit on a bumper sticker, you might just be a pretentious alternative rock band! (on "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! at the Disco)

Nikki Payne - " I don't like chairs! Take that chair! [...] you chair!" (on "So Excited" by Janet Jackson)

Trevor Boris - "I'm madly in anger with you"? Okay, that is officially the gayest line in all of heavy metal. (on "St. Anger" by Metallica)

Trevor Boris - "Brooke Hogan is like Paris Hilton, without the talent. I know. (on "About Us" by Brooke Hogan)

Ron Sparks - "Hey, some weird guy in a trenchcoat just followed a half-black, half-white woman up my staircase. Get over here!" (on "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson)

Alex Nussbaum - "Zeus shows him a yellow paper. Is it that he needs help reading it, or is he challenging Chamillionaire to see if he can read?" (on "Ridin" by Chamillionaire)

Trevor Boris - "All I want for Christmas is to go home. Seriously. I've been locked in here since the very first episode!" (on "All I Want For Christmas" by Mariah Carey)

Dini Dimakos- "There are two places where Fergie charges admission: Fergieland and the arc between her legs. Coincidentally, they are the same place."(on "Fergalicious" by Fergie)

Ron Sparks- "What does the "O" stand for Steve? "Oh my goodness he's got no talent at all."(on "Joker & The Thief" by Wolfmother)

Grieg Nori- "I've been wearing these sandals all day, who wants to smell 'em"(on "Luxurious" by Gwen Stefani)

Sabrina Jalees- "Oh, I'm hugging Asian people. I like Asian people, I'm hugging black people, I love Latin people..."(on "Luxurious" by Gwen Stefani)

Nicole Arbour- "Wow, the Harajuku Girls are like, stealth, they can climb walls like fricken Batman."(on "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani)

Perry Perlmatur- "I've seen armless people do a better robot...I've seen dudes without torsos do a better robot."(on "L.O.V.E." by Ashlee Simpson)

Ron Sparks- "So you go driving around in your parents car, without a license, and you pick up some run-away, and she's underaged, and you go to jail, and then they have to come back early to bail you out? Yeah, parents just don't understand. What is with parents!?"(on "Parents Just Don't Understand" by Will Smith)

Boomer Phillips- "Arrgh! I'd just... Kick it in the face!!"(on Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell in "Nothing in This World" by Paris Hilton

Dini Dimakos- "You're not here for our entertainment? Oh, why would you be, you're just an entertainer..." (on "U + Ur hand" by Pink)

Ron Sparks- "Shawn Desman sucks." (he says this a lot or at least used to)

Dini Dimakos- "Sorry poor orphan children, what Beyonce wants, Beyonce gets." (on "Eight Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child)

Boomer Philips- "Who taught this guy to drive, Dany Heatley?" (on "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by *NSYNC)

Nicole Arbor- "Just when I thought she couldn't copy Gwen anymore, she went and got black Harajuku girls." (on "Glamorous" by Fergie feat. Ludacris)

Fraser Young- "Hey, you kissed my friend, I'm gonna run you off the road, we'll call it even." (on "What Goes Around...Comes Around by Justin Timberlake)

Trevor Boris - "This video is sh-, this video is sh-, this video is sh-, [...] [...] [...] [...]!" (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie)

Fraser Young - "LOOK! That wind is so strong! It's not a scene OR an arms race, it's a [...] hurricane!" ''(on "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy)

Andrew Johnston - "You lied to me... you told me you were a chick. OH MY GOD, SHE IS SUCH A TRANNY." (on "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5)

Ron Sparks - "Dude, these space people came billions of miles just to meet you. I really think they'll be willing to walk across your room. You're gonna have to run further than that." (on "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell)

DJ Trixx - "Busting makes me feel good? Busting makes ALL guys feel good, you dork." (on "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr.)

Darren Rows - "This video made me want to kill myself, even more than the Marilyn Manson video, which really made me want to kill myself. So this episode of Video on Trial could end with a double [...], in which I kill myself twice, which is mathematically impossible." (on "I don't love you" by My Chemical Romance)

Trevor Boris - "When people see this video, he'll be lucky if he's a chethousandaire." (on "Ridin by Chamillionaire)

Dini Dimakos - "Yo B I'm still pimping, and spending cheese on all these women, I wish you was Rihanna, cuz then I'd be up on ya." (on "Eight Days of Christmas by Destiny's Child)

List of Video on Trial episodes

Episodes

Season 1: 2005-2006

Season 2: 2006-2007

Verdicts

Quotes

See Also

List of Not Your Average Travel Guide episodes

List of QI episodes (A series)