Barnaby Fredric

Barnaby Fredric is a New Zealand television presenter who co-hosted the children's science series, QTV.

Early life

Fredric left school at the end of 7th Form having studied Drama, English, Chemistry, History and Calculus. He had been working at different things including some acting stints, a bank teller and at Burger Wisconsin. He has two cats, Toto and Fina and lives in Wellington.

Relations

Barnaby has been ostracised from his immediate family since the 1999 "Pistachio Conspiracy" was uncovered. Due to a request by esteemed brother Callum Fredric, (who is known for setting a Guiness World Record for "greatest gulf in worth between two siblings"), Barnaby was officially struck from all records by the Births Deaths and Marriages registrar. He is, legally, no longer a person. However, as Mike King quipped - "To most of us, he never really was."

Demise

Barnaby has been predicted to be mauled by wild cats on 25 September 2008. This has an error of ±2 days.